One Rule For Some, Another For Everyone Else

Greets Ramblers,

Time for a bit of a rant - too much of this positive stuff recently...

How is it that a druggo like Ben Cousins (or whatever the hell his name is) can be handed the world on a platter? Not only does he get his football career back, but he gets a weekly radio spot, lots of media attention, and I am sure that he will get a bunch of endorsements as he continues his rise and rise.

I am all for giving a person a second chance after a mistake, but isn't this just a little bit over the top? Anyone working a real job (instead of being one of those semi-deified sports stars or musicians) would be well and truly buggered if they got busted abusing drugs. There would be huge obstacles in the climb back from the big fall, not least of which would be a criminal record and a low chance of ever getting a job again.

Erm, am I missing something? If you are a person in the public eye, you get a huge amount of exposure, usually followed by a ridiculous amount of money being thrown at you by all and sundry. The flip side of this coin is that your personal life is open game to the media whores that wait at your door to see what you are putting in your rubbish, and the expectation that, being in the public eye, you will stand as a positive influence to others.

As far as I am concerned, anyone who decides to follow a career that thrusts them into the spotlight should be well aware of the consequences, so there are no excuses when they abuse their rights. I'm an old fashioned kind of guy - I believe that life is all about rights and responsibilities. You pay for your rights with your responsibilities. There's a certain kind of universal balance about the whole thing that appeals to me, and it is one of the cornerstones of my value system in life.

I don't see that kind of balance in the current situation with this particular miscreant. Then again, I don't really care, because I am indifferent to the bullshit that passes for modern media. I only wish that we didn't waste so much time, effort and money on a loser. Why not lavish our attention on someone who is really deserving, like a pillar of the community who helps others? There are plenty of them out there. They just don't make it into the headlines.

Till next time, oh ramblers. The next post will be a positive one... I promise...

A Punny Post

Hi Ramblers,

Just a language warning for the following - if you are easily offended, then you might want to skip this one...

Now I like puns as much as the next person. Actually, that's not true. I like puns a lot. One of the places where you find lots of puns is in titles of pornographic material. Popular movie titles are given the pun treatment, and my favourites (easily found using trusty old Google) are listed below for your perusal. Some of them crack me up. My favourite would have to be "What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?".

20,000 Legs Under The Sea
28 Gays Later
A Few Hard Men
A Fistful Of Penis
A Lad In
A Rear And Pleasant Danger
All Hands On Dick
Ally McFeel
An Officer And A Genitalman
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective
Assablanca
Ball The President's Men
Ben-Hur Over
Benny In June
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho!
Bi-Curious George
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Black Cock Down
Boldfinger
Bone Alone
Bridget Jones' Hairy
Bruce Allmeaty
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Butch Lesbian And The Lapdance Kid
Charlie's Anals
Cockodile Dun-me
Cool Bummings
Crimson Ride
Cum and Cummer
Dial M For Missionary
Diddle-her On The Roof
Doctor Do Me A Little
Doing John Malkovich
Driving It Into Ms. Daisy
Driving Miss Daisy (Into The Headboard)
Dun-Hur
E-3: The Extra Testicle
Edward Penishands
Ejacula
Emission Possible
Everybody Does Raymond
Fill Bill
Flesh Gordon
Forrest Hump
Get Smut
Ghostlusters
Glad-he-ate-her
Good Will Humping
Guess Who Came At Dinner
Hairy Potter Made The Philosopher Moan
Harry Did Sally
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Hung Wankenstein
I Cream On Jeannie
Inrearendence Day
In Diana Jones
Inspect-Her-Gadget
Intercourse With A Vampire
Jurassic Pork
King Dong
Lap Dances With Wolves
Lawrence Of A Labia
Legs Wide Open
Lust Of The Mohicans
Malcolm XXX
Mating For Guffman
Meat The Parents
Monty's Python And The Holey Girl
Moulin Splooge
Murphy's Brown
My Big Fat Greek Cock
Night Of The Giving Head
Oklahomo!
On Golden Blonde
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Breast
Phallus In Wonderland
Picnic At Hanging Cock
Playmate Of The Apes
Pocahotass
Pornochio
Position Impossible
Pulp Friction
Queer And Present Danger
Rambone
Rebel Without A Condom
Remember The Tightuns'
Romancing The Bone
Romeo In Juliet
Saturday Night Beaver
Schindler's Fist
Scrotal Recall
Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang
Shake My Spear, I'm In Love
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Sheepless In Montana
Sleeping With Seattle
Snow White And The Seven Inches
Sorest Rump
Star Whores
Star Whores: Return Of The One-Eye
Star Whores: The Empire Licks Back
Swallow Hal
Tailiens
The Bare Bitch Project
The Cum Of All Queers
The Dirty Dozen Inches
The Empire Strokes Black
The Genital's Daughter
The Great Muppet Raper
The Horny-Mooners
The Humpback Of Nasty Dames
The Hung And The Breastless
The Hunt For Head-all-over
The Hunt For Miss October
The Iron Giant Vibrator
The Joy Suck Club
The Loin King
The Long Ranger
The Lord Of The G-Strings - The Femaleship Of The String
The Maddam's Family
The Nads-u-ate
The Object Of My Erection
The Ozporns
The Pink Mile
The Porn Ultimatum
The Reproducers
The Rodfather
The Screwman Show
The Sixth Inch
The Slutty Professor
The Sopornos
The Sperminator
The Talented Mr. Lickme
The Touchables
There's Something In And Out Of Mary
Thighs Wide Slut
Three Men And Some Gravy
Three Men On A Lady
Titty Slickers
To Drill A Mockingbird
Touched By An Uncle
Wetness For The Prosecution
What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?
When Harry Wet Sally
White Men Can't Hump
Who Reamed Roger Rabbit?
Womb Raider
Women In Black
Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy
You've Got Tail

Until next time, oh ramblers - stay sane and don't forget to smile at a stranger every now and then.