Why do they call them Automatic Teller Machines, when you still need to manually key in your PIN, the amount you want, which account to get it from, and whether or not you want a receipt?
What will unlucky lovers say, now that there aren't plenty of fish left in the sea?
Why are there approximately 25 different types of toilet paper of all different kinds of ply thickness, colours, patterns and bleached pristine whiteness (bleach is bad for the environment, you know) when it's all really about poo? Is this the best that capitalism has to offer?
Do sheep publish silly videos on Ewe-Tube?
Why is Egg Like nothing like eggs?
Has anyone ever tried to make ear wax candles?
Why don't we connect gym equipment to generators, so that we can make electricity whilst we get fit?
Why, in this age of rampant obesity, don't we pull out all the shopping mall travelators and escalators, and replace them with good old-fashioned stairs (with a few lifts for the less mobile)?
Can you get skin cancer from too much Moon Tan?
When the astronauts landed on the Moon, did they bring bits of bread and fondue forks?
Why do golfers dress like bad seventies' pimps?
Do elephants get nose bleeds?
What is it that hyenas and kookaburras find so funny?
Do sloths exercise vigorously when the Discovery Channel cameras are turned off?
Wouldn't it be great if onions made you laugh instead of cry?
How is it possible for Keith Richards to still be alive? Is Death scared of him?
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