Time for some bad jokes to lighten the mood a bit:
Did you hear about the gay spider? He couldn't keep his hands off his mate's fly.
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?"
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the barman says "We've got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says "What, Gerald?"
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the bartender gives him one.
A dyslexic walks into a bra...
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightblub?
The above two jokes were brought to you by the BLP (International Dyslexia Association).
Did you hear about the Irish circumciser? He slipped and got the sack.
How do you start a pudding race? Sago.
How do you start a Teddy Bear race? Ready, Teddy, Go.
Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
Why don't worms have balls? Because they can't dance.
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DNA: National Dyslexics Association
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? 'Dam'
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